From the WTF Files...

08 Mar 2005

[quote="westphilly37"]I heard a part of this report this morning. SC and GA are right up there with MS.[/quote]

These people need to get a damn clue.

17 Jan 2002

[quote="bb74"][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaAd8OuwwPk]Sweet Brown ain't got time for bronchitis!!![/url]

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How is this real? Laughing

14 Nov 2002

I asked the person that sent it to me if it was some kind of skit. Laughing

08 Mar 2005

As if this place wasn't unhealthy enough.

Burger King Bacon Sundae Pops Up In Test Run At Nashville Location
Posted: 04/10/2012 10:33 am Updated: 04/10/2012 12:06 pm

Burger King made waves last week when it revealed a big slate of new menu items, which some said brought the chain's menu a lot closer to rival McDonald's. But now it looks like that was just the beginning of the changes afoot at the number three burger chain. A tipster wrote into GrubGrade to say that one Burger King in Nashville, Tenn., recently unveiled a whole host of menu items that have never before been spotted at the chain -- including a new bacon sundae.

That's right: ice cream topped with bacon, the ultimate in low-brow culinary indulgence, is coming to Burger King. Or at least it's coming to one Burger King.

The new delight may have been inspired by bacon-ice cream combos at smaller fast food chains Denny's and Jack in the Box. The latter, a bacon milkshake, inspired a national fervor despite the fact that it contained no real bacon and the widely-held opinion that it tasted awful. So if the bacon sundae is actually good -- and it doesn't look bad, in pictures on Instagram and Twitter -- it could be a huge hit.

The other items being tested at the Nashville location include sweet potato french fries and pulled pork sandwiches. We wish we could say that we've never had a meal involving pulled pork, sweet potato fries and sugary bacon. But that would be a lie.

14 Nov 2002

[url=http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-commits-10-felonies-9-hours-231718822.html]Man Allegedly Commits 10 Felonies in 9 Hours[/url]

This dude went cray. Laughing

08 Mar 2005

[quote="bb74"][url=http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-commits-10-felonies-9-hours-231718822.html]Man Allegedly Commits 10 Felonies in 9 Hours[/url]

This dude went cray. Laughing

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Of course there was a Wal-Mart involved. lmao

14 Nov 2002

The best part was him crying while robbing folks at gunpoint. Laughing

04 Apr 2005

A mess! I would be MORTIFIED if I went to my office and found it covered in poop. Laughing

17 Jan 2002

[quote="QTPie"][quote="bb74"][url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaAd8OuwwPk]Sweet Brown ain't got time for bronchitis!!![/url]

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How is this real? Laughing

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[color=darkred]I fell the fuck out on that!! [/color] Laughing

17 Jan 2002

[quote="bb74"][url=http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-commits-10-felonies-9-hours-231718822.html]Man Allegedly Commits 10 Felonies in 9 Hours[/url]

This dude went cray. Laughing

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[color=darkred]They must have effed up his Big Mac at the Greyhound McD's.[/color]

17 Jan 2002

[quote]'Dead' baby found alive and well in morgue

An infant is making an amazing recovery after being found alive in a refrigerated morgue in Argentina -- 12 hours after she was declared dead. The premature girl's grieving parents were told she was stillborn, but they found her breathing in her coffin when they asked to see her body. "That night I went with my husband to where the coffin was and he opened it up," said mom Analia Bouter. "Immediately I heard her cry." Remarkably, the baby is said to be in "good health" and has appropriately been named Luz Milagros, which translates to "miracle's light." The region's undersecretary for health, meanwhile, has vowed to investigate the "disgraceful" incident.
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17 Jan 2002

[quote="westphilly37"][quote]'Dead' baby found alive and well in morgue

An infant is making an amazing recovery after being found alive in a refrigerated morgue in Argentina -- 12 hours after she was declared dead. The premature girl's grieving parents were told she was stillborn, but they found her breathing in her coffin when they asked to see her body. "That night I went with my husband to where the coffin was and he opened it up," said mom Analia Bouter. "Immediately I heard her cry." Remarkably, the baby is said to be in "good health" and has appropriately been named Luz Milagros, which translates to "miracle's light." The region's undersecretary for health, meanwhile, has vowed to investigate the "disgraceful" incident.
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[color=darkred]Damn...that's like the most fucked up good news ever! [/color] Laughing

17 Jan 2002

Newark Mayor Cory Booker was taken to a hospital tonight for treatment of smoke inhalation he suffered trying to rescue his next-door neighbors from their burning house.
"I just grabbed her and whipped her out of the bed," Booker said in recounting the fire. Booker told The Star-Ledger he also suffered second-degree burns on his hand.
The fire started in a two-story building on Hawthorne Avenue in the Upper Clinton Hill neighborhood, shortly before the mayor arrived home after a television interview with News 12 New Jersey.

Five people were taken to the hospital for treatment: the mayor, a woman from the house and three members of his security detail. The woman was listed in stable condition at Saint Barnabas Medical Center in Livingston with burns to her back and neck.
Newark Fire Director Fateen Ziyad said after the mayor arrived home he saw flames and smoke from the second floor of the building next to his home, and no residents outside,
Booker rushed in and his security detail followed him, Ziyad said.
As fire and EMS arrived, they administered oxygen to Booker and his security detail and took the mayor to the hospital. Newark Fire Chief John Centanni was at the hospital with Booker and said the mayor and his detail were "banged up" but would be fine. The residents of the building also appeared to be okay.
Centanni said the mayor executed a professional rescue and possibly saved the life of one resident.

After being released from the hospital, Booker recounted his experience at the fire and said he thought he might have to jump out of a window because of the heavy flames.
"We got everybody out of the house, but their daughter’s screaming, ‘I’m upstairs!’ " he told The Star-Ledger.
One of his security officers, Detective Alex Rodriguez, tried to stop him from going back in.
Rodriguez had been posted at Booker’s house in the mayor’s absence. The other two detectives, Duran Santos and Al-Tariq Whitley, were accompanying Booker from the television interview.

"Now we actually get into a fight because his job is to protect me," Booker said of Rodriguez.
Booker said when he reached the second floor, he was engulfed in flames and smoke.
"I suddenly had the realization that I can’t find this woman." Booker said. "I look behind me and see the flames and I think "I’m not going to get out of here. Suddenly I was at peace with the fact that I was going to jump out the window."
Then he heard her cries in a back bedroom.

"I just grabbed her and whipped her out of the bed," Booker said. The two made their way downstairs, where they both collapsed, Booker said.
Rodriguez, who had helped others out of the house said when he saw the mayor go in, he thought his career in protection was over.
"Once he went in, I said, 'Oh my goodness, this is it.' " Rodriguez, 39, said.
Before Booker arrived, Rodriguez had alerted two women who lived on the first floor of a fire and then rushed to the second floor, said Ziyad. There, an elderly man was inside trying to put out the fire, which had started in the kitchen.

Centanni said the mayor executed a professional rescue and possibly saved the life of one resident. "He was wrestling with his detail trying to keep him out of there," Centanni said, but added that the mayor got past them.

16 Jan 2002

What a man! Wow

17 Jan 2002

I know all the other mayors must hate him. You know their constituents are saying how come you can't fix potholes but Cory Booker is out there shoveling snow and rescuing people from burning buildings. Laughing

17 Jan 2002

[color=darkred]I keep wanting to call him "Chukii". Laughing

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14 Nov 2002

[quote="NEAquarius"]I know all the other mayors must hate him. You know their constituents are saying how come you can't fix potholes but Cory Booker is out there shoveling snow and rescuing people from burning buildings. Laughing

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Such a contrast with our mayor. He can't even [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5DwLQoGfDI]throw a decent first pitch.[/url] Laughing

20 Jan 2002

Sagging pants gets man 3 days in jail

PRATTVILLE — A Prattville man was given a three-day jail sentence Tuesday for contempt of court after his wardrobe didn’t pass judicial muster.

LaMarcus D. Ramsey, 20, was in Autauga County Circuit Court to enter a plea on a charge of receiving stolen property. Circuit Judge John Bush took exception to the fact that Ramsey’s blue jeans were sagging too low. The three-day stint will be served in the Autauga Metro jail.

“You are in contempt of court because you showed your butt in court,” a visibly irate Bush told Ramsey. “You can spend three days in jail. When you get out you can buy pants that fit, or at least get a belt to hold up your pants so your underwear doesn’t show.”

04 Apr 2005

[quote="amethyst"]Sagging pants gets man 3 days in jail

PRATTVILLE — A Prattville man was given a three-day jail sentence Tuesday for contempt of court after his wardrobe didn’t pass judicial muster.

LaMarcus D. Ramsey, 20, was in Autauga County Circuit Court to enter a plea on a charge of receiving stolen property. Circuit Judge John Bush took exception to the fact that Ramsey’s blue jeans were sagging too low. The three-day stint will be served in the Autauga Metro jail.

[b]“You are in contempt of court because you showed your butt in court,” a visibly irate Bush told Ramsey. “You can spend three days in jail. When you get out you can buy pants that fit, or at least get a belt to hold up your pants so your underwear doesn’t show.”[/b][/quote]

I love this judge. Laughing

It's amazing how many people think this is cute. You look like a moron. Seriously.

17 Jan 2002

[quote="amethyst"]Sagging pants gets man 3 days in jail

PRATTVILLE — A Prattville man was given a three-day jail sentence Tuesday for contempt of court after his wardrobe didn’t pass judicial muster.

LaMarcus D. Ramsey, 20, was in Autauga County Circuit Court to enter a plea on a charge of receiving stolen property. Circuit Judge John Bush took exception to the fact that Ramsey’s blue jeans were sagging too low. The three-day stint will be served in the Autauga Metro jail.

“You are in contempt of court because you showed your butt in court,” a visibly irate Bush told Ramsey. “You can spend three days in jail. When you get out you can buy pants that fit, or at least get a belt to hold up your pants so your underwear doesn’t show.”[/quote]

Laughing

He showed his ass for real. Nobody wants to see that.