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Some of you know that my little sister (also known as Bean) is staying with us for the summer. Her camp counselor (Kaiju's best friend) called today to tell us she did something so awful that thinking about it is making me angry. She's been asking for it all summer, so now she's going to get it. I'm whupping that ass.

We've talked to her until we're blue in the face. Mom talked to her, my other sister talked to her, all to no avail. The thing she got in trouble for we just sat down and talked about LAST NIGHT-less than 12 hours ago. The time for talking is over, and since Mom said I could, I'm whupping that ass.

Please note, this is not the "RD don't beat her, RD just punish her, RD you suck" thread. My mind is made up and I've counted to 3. Bean's actions brought her to this point, so it's done. In addition to the beatings, she's punished for the rest of the summer.

So, folks who discipline children, I need advice. It's been awhile since I had to harm a bad ass child.

Leather or plastic belt? She's a big kid, so I'm thinking leather.

Do you talk to them while you beat them? This has to be the origins of hiphop, but I digress. Smile

How long do I beat her for? I'm thinking about 15 minutes or til my arm gives out, whichever gives first.

Downswing, upswing, or just wild swings?

These are all the questions I have for now. Please feel free to offer your suggestions. Thanks in advance for all of your help. Smile Smile Smile

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15 minutes?

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whipping is hard work, last time I tried to whip my child's ass he dam near laughed at me and my husband just shook his head. Laughing Laughing Laughing

At age 11 be prepared to have to chase her down. Laughing Laughing Laughing

what did she do???
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[quote="jwal"]whipping is hard work, last time I tried to whip my child's ass he dam near laughed at me and my husband just shook his head. Laughing Laughing Laughing

[b]At age 11 be prepared to have to chase her down[/b]. Laughing Laughing Laughing

what did she do???[/quote]

Folk still run after their babies? Confused

Not me, I'll tell her to get on the floor,and dare her to raise her hand like she's blocking the belt. I'd whup that ass,and dare her to do(whatever she did) again.

BTW, what did she do?? Being fass??
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*remembering my azz whupppings*

The down stroke seemed to inflict the most pain. If you want it to really hurt wait until she gets out the bathtub (word of caution this can leave red whelps).

2 inch leather belt 1/4 inch thick works wonders.

10 minutes gets the point across.

Talking to them forces mental anguish. Ask her if she'll do it again... then... SMACK... say Yes you will! SMACK

Like Jwal said be prepared to chase her... or sneek up on her... or what my mom once did to me... wait till she has gone to bed... wake her out of a sound sleep and them commence to whuppin that azz.
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My mother runs. I don't run. Running is not in Bean's best interest. I almost wish she would. Evil or Very Mad

Bean cursed her camp counselor today. They had a speaker come and talk to them and she was passing notes. Counselor asked for note, Bean gave him the note. Bean wrote more notes, counselor asked for notes, she went to give him the note, pulled back at the last minute, counselor was off balance. Counselor almost fell and hurt himself. Counselor went to talk to her about it, told her he would tell us what happened today. She said she didn't care about what he said because she would just tell on him and some other stuff I don't care to repeat. Mad Mad Mad

Bean has a problem with wandering away. She has yet to realize that this is not South Georgia where everyone knows her-she has to stay with the group. SEVERAL times she has been places at camp-places she's never been before -and she just wanders away. No matter how many times we talk to her about this, she keeps wandering away. When she has problem with camp counselor, she does it on purpose. While he's going out of his mind looking for her, she's somewhere hiding from him. Mad Mad Mad

I've had enough. I'm whupping that ass. Mad
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*Looking over my shoulder for DCFS*

I have him disrobe to the drawls, bend over, hands on the floor, stand to the side of him and let it rain on his ass with a leather belt. Then I go to the other side so both sides can have equal time.
Mind you, throughout all this I'm talking, stacatto style, and he's falling down apologizing. That only makes me more angry....so to calm down a bit, I'll stop and talk (otherwise I'll beat the skin offa him) and then restart when I'm back in control. I do that until I feel he's gotten the point.
I don't know how long. 15 minutes of straight beating is a lot to me. Maybe for the whole actual start/stop physical part...but not continuously. And I'm strong and he's light....so I really would beat him black and purple if I went that long.
By the way, since he is the age he is....I do give it my full strength. That's why I'm saying 15 minutes of continual belt might be much. Same for her, potentially.
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I know a chick that would grab the kids head and clamp her legs around the head so the ass is sticking out in front her, and would lay the smack down on that ass. Laughing
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[quote="jwal"]whipping is hard work, last time I tried to whip my child's ass he dam near laughed at me and my husband just shook his head. Laughing Laughing Laughing

At age 11 be prepared to have to chase her down. Laughing Laughing Laughing

what did she do???[/quote]

Oh, she won't run away. I'm going to be the goalie and the door is the net. No escape.
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I wish my child would even [i]think[/i] about running away. Sheeeeeeeeit.

To answer the questions:

[b]Leather or plastic belt? She's a big kid, so I'm thinking leather.[/b]

Is you crazy? Leather, of course. And not one of those thin leather belts, either.

[b]Do you talk to them while you beat them?[/b]

Depends on how pissed off I am. For this offense - yep.

[b]How long do I beat her for?[/b]

'Til you get tired...it won't take 15 minutes.

[b]Downswing, upswing, or just wild swings?[/b]

Downswings.

And make sure you either strip her down to her underwear or at least make sure she has on shorts - otherwise you're wasting your time. And for maximum punishment, talk first...then beat. Then put her on punishment. In that order. She wouldn't watch another TV show, have another fast food meal OR dessert, or do anything else she actually LIKES for the duration of her visit.
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[quote="Rantdiva"]Some of you know that my little sister (also known as Bean) is staying with us for the summer. Her camp counselor (Kaiju's best friend) called today to tell us she did something so awful that thinking about it is making me angry. She's been asking for it all summer, so now she's going to get it. I'm whupping that ass.

We've talked to her until we're blue in the face. Mom talked to her, my other sister talked to her, all to no avail. The thing she got in trouble for we just sat down and talked about LAST NIGHT-less than 12 hours ago. The time for talking is over, and since Mom said I could, I'm whupping that ass.

Please note, this is not the "RD don't beat her, RD just punish her, RD you suck" thread. My mind is made up and I've counted to 3. Bean's actions brought her to this point, so it's done. In addition to the beatings, she's punished for the rest of the summer.

So, folks who discipline children, I need advice. It's been awhile since I had to harm a bad ass child.

Leather or plastic belt? She's a big kid, so I'm thinking leather.

Do you talk to them while you beat them? This has to be the origins of hiphop, but I digress. Smile

How long do I beat her for? I'm thinking about 15 minutes or til my arm gives out, whichever gives first.

Downswing, upswing, or just wild swings?

These are all the questions I have for now. Please feel free to offer your suggestions. Thanks in advance for all of your help. Smile Smile Smile

Rd[/quote]

There is absolutely nothing wrong with beating a child. I'd go with one of your husband's leather belts, fold it so it's double, talk while you beat her, talk BEFORE you beat her to let her KNOW you are doing this for her own good AND you love her, beat her UNTIL your arm gives out and go for accurate swings to her butt and legs. Make her grab a table or dresser and TELL her not to move or it'll be worse on her, if she turns around while you're spanking her grab her and turn her back around. IF she resists too much get your husband and let him wear her butt out. She'll regret the resistance.

The beating will make her think twice the next time, trust me I KNOW.

Also after the beating send her to her room, no tv, no phone, no nothing, she needs to reflect on her punishment.

Good luck!!
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Wow, Coco, that's rough.

RD, I would think 15 minutes is excessive. What do y'all do, beat the ass, take a breaks and come back for more? Really a minutes is enough time to get in quite a few good meaningful licks that will leave a lasting impression on the child. That does not include the lecturing that goes along with the spanking.

If you spank her just make sure she knows thoroughly why you are tearing up that ass to avoid any confusion. No, you aren't being mean. No, you aren't ganging up on her. No, you don't hate her. Yes, she needs to learn a lesson. Yes, this is the repercussion for her unwise choice and she will get more if she acts up again.
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[quote="bb74"]I wish my child would even [i]think[/i] about running away. Sheeeeeeeeit.

To answer the questions:

[b]Leather or plastic belt? She's a big kid, so I'm thinking leather.[/b]

Is you crazy? Leather, of course. And not one of those thin leather belts, either.

[b]Do you talk to them while you beat them?[/b]

Depends on how pissed off I am. For this offense - yep.

[b]How long do I beat her for?[/b]

'Til you get tired...it won't take 15 minutes.

[b]Downswing, upswing, or just wild swings?[/b]

Downswings.

And make sure you either strip her down to her underwear or at least make sure she has on shorts - otherwise you're wasting your time. And for maximum punishment, talk first...then beat. Then put her on punishment. In that order. She wouldn't watch another TV show, have another fast food meal OR dessert, or do anything else she actually LIKES for the duration of her visit.[/quote]

Oh that's done. She also has to apologize to her camp counselor-the same counselor that pulled strings and turned down other kids to get her in camp at the first place. While she's at camp, she's not allowed to swim, go to the zoo, or participate in any activities. She goes, she eats, she goes home.
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15 minutes is a long ass time. YOU'LL be dead before you finish.

A good 1 to 2 minutes of HELL ON EARTH will make the point clear. If you need more than that you need to call Maury. ROFLMBAO!
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Okay okay okay...Smile

Maybe when my Mom beat me it felt like 15 minutes, hell it felt like forever. I'll keep it short.

I wish I didn't have to do this at all. I'm so damn mad my teeth hurt. Evil or Very Mad
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Explain why you're going to whip her and then commence to whipping that behind.
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Girl, tear that ass up...quick and painful.
Don't plan no ass whupping...just jump in there and get to beating. beat that ass as long as it take. Shoot...I am getting mad for you. Evil or Very Mad
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That's why I said to beat her 'til she gets tired...that only takes a coupla minutes if she's doing it right. And if she acts like it doesn't hurt, beat her some more.

It's the American way.
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And if you need someone to put a real scare into her I'm available for a small appearance fee... plus expenses. Laughing
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I forgot about that. Laughing Laughing
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