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superhead, aka karrin steffans, is now dating tv talk personality,
bill maher. superhead says bill "makes me happy." she plans to take
bill along with her to this year's bet awards. (shut up!)
wendy's stunned and can't believe that bill will be flossing her in
public like that. this is the same woman who named herself superhead,
afterall. not because she has a phd from harvard, but that she doles
out professionals.
superhead has a five-year-old son.
"how does that work when you're walking in the mall with your son, and
some jerk, like art, comes up to you 'yo yo yo, superhead what's up?'"
wendy says "those are the kind of kids who hear his mother do so much
he says forget women, i'm goin to stay with men. can you teach me
something." HOW YOU DOING.




wendy's wearing a wifebeater today. at one point, she looked over to
trevor, who is also wearing a wifebeater and asks "who has bigger
guns? wendy or hollywood?" wendy does.
"who looks more masculine? me or trevor?" wendy does.

trev, is not as open about the HOW YOU DOING jokes, as say, art is.
wendy swears he isn't an homophobe.




it's official, terrin, queen of the interns has a job at a sports
station here in new york city. terrin's been an intern for almost two
years at 'the experience' and since she's not getting paid, wendy
wishes her look. but don't say goodbye to terrin yet, the job is only
part-time, and doesn't start until june, so that leaves alot of time
for her visit the show.



men, wendy says the best place to meet women is ...... the grocery
store.



wendy devled more into her nutrition, while she detoxes. (by the way,
art started the program today.)
you are allowed one meal per day, which should he eaten ... er,
dranked, at 5:30pm. (they'll be no eating after this time.)
here's the recipe for the soup -- your only meal! in a large pot steam
collard greens, spinach, brocolli, kale, carrots, sweet potatoes,
celery, beets and garlic. once it's cooked, put in a food processor,
or blender, and pureè. you have to make this soup daily. you can't
make a big batch and reheat.
if you decide to drink tea with sugar. you have to use stevia as the
sweetner. no sugars!




wendy reports that ellen degeneres says she was sexually abused by her
stepfather. she was 17 at the time and it was around the time, her
mother, betty was diagnosed with breast cancer.

"anne broke my heart into a million pieces," ellen says. "when anne
left, i'd wake up in the morning, and my eyes would just immediately
fill up with tears, and i would start convulsively crying. i'd watch
the sun come up and then go down and i'd literally be in the same
place on the floor. i've never spoken to her since she left."

on her new jumpoff, portia de rossi: "i pray that portia and i are
together the rest of our lives," ellen says.





mo'nique [MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO] has just been tapped to be the new
face of just my size. the company manufactures 'underpinnings' (read:
underwear) for plus-size women [MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO].
mo'nique will appear in the company's new advertsing and will make
appearances.
soon to come, the company wil hold casting calls in new york, atlanta
and los angeles for 10 women who will star on mo'nique's reality show
"mo'nique's fat chance" airing this summer on oxygen.




wendy says she doesn't think that oprah will gain back her weight from
the late '80 and early '90s. but she says star jones will need surgery
to get ride of her extra skin. as one looses weight, the extra skin
hangs, becomes discolored and starts to smell. wendy says star will
need a full body tuck, and while she's at it, she'll probably get an
eye lift.



carlos watson dating show, june 2.



jada pinkett smith (HOW YOU DOING) and her band, wicked wisdom, added
to the line-up of this year's ozzfest.
but wait. aren't the ozzfest frequented by skin heads and people of
that ilk, wendy asks. maybe. but fans of the tour say "RIP ozzfest"
and "wicked wisdom will be pelted by every loose object on the ozzfest
grounds." another poster says "if they [wicked wisdom] opened for
britney spears, then they must suck," and, "this is going to cause a
fuckking riot... bring your steel-toed boots!"
wendy also jokes that the skinheads will be real mad her not only
because she's black, but because she "rich for real".
"well, good luck," wendy adds.




wendy reports:
kanye west almost gave the song 'jesus walks' to nas.

usher's mom, jonnetta patton, is saying that her son will not star in
the film adapatation of "dreamgirls."

ludacris has become the first american rapper to shoot a video in
africa. the video is for the track 'pimpin' all over the world'.




wendy wonders why everyone's calling the sores around katie holmes'
mouth ;cold sore' and not 'herpes sores', what they would if they were
on someone else. as you all know, the actress is dating tom cruise.
"it doesn't matter much, it's not that tom is gonna be kissing that.
it's not his flavor. unless the camera's watching," wendy says. HOW
YOU DOING tom.




it's no secret. wendy loves 'king of queens' the cbs sitcom. but it
leah remini doesn't get the money she's deamnding and decide to bail,
wendy will be a fan no more. she says she watches the show solely for
leah, even though kevin james (a man she has said she finds
attractive) is the star of the show.





lisa maria presley says her former sister-in-law, janet jackson "was
flipping out because she thought he was the devil" when rocker,
marilyn manson wandered backstage at her record release party.



with dave chapelle vacationing (or doing whatever he is doing in
africa) steven colbert has gotten his own show on comedy central.





the fabulous life of oprah:
she rakes in $1 billion from harpo.
$200 million from her magazine.
$99.5 million in property
$12.5 million from her 12% stakes in the oxygen tv channel.
that's $1.3 BILLION in all!

reports are oprah turned a small company called juicy couture into a
what it is today. after appearing on her show, liz claiborne purchased
juicy couture for $50 million. oprah's also credited for starting the
ugg craze.
"i don't believe the juicy thing was an oprah thing," wendys says. she
also says she's never seen oprah in a pair of uggs.
but wendy does say oprah's "perfect."
cynical art wonders though, "where's the wedding band? where are the
kids?"
"she's calling her own shots and maybe that's something she doesn't
want," wendy counters.

remember yesterday we told you about her giving away diamond earrings
to the guests at her legends ball. well, each pair were 5 carats and
cost $250,000!
"and here she is giving them as party favors. fab-u-lous!" wendy says.

the cars she gave away on her tv show last year, cost $8 million!





tonight art hosts his huge HOW YOU DOING party. wendy wants to how he
handles working ina gat club. he says he do just fine. just listen to
the rewind of him getting a "dal professional". intrigued, wendy
turned up the club music, and pretended to be picking art up in a gay
club. she asks art if he would like a drink. he says yes. so she
orders several bottles of champagne. while they make their way to the
v.i.p. area, she grazes his hand and feels to see what he's packing.
while in the v.i.p. room, she asks him to take off his shirt to see
what he's "twerking" with. before he does though, he tells her he has
to go on the mic, because he was hired to host the party and will be
back to finish their conversation. but art never returns.





here's a new one for your sex dictionary, courtesy of a caller:
chicken culet: while having sex on the beach, the man pulls out, wipes
his member in the sand then slides it back up in the person he's
having sex with. (ouch!)

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superhead, aka karrin steffans n bill maher

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'Desperate Housewives' Teen Arrested
May 18, 12:40 PM EST


The Associated Press

NEW YORK -- Actor Cody Kasch, who plays troubled teen Zach Young on ABC's hit series "Desperate Housewives," has been charged with misdemeanor marijuana possession, police said Wednesday.

Plainclothes officers arrested Kasch, 17, at about 11 p.m. Tuesday in the East Village in Manhattan after they spotted him allegedly smoking marijuana in public, said Officer Jennara Everleth, a police department spokeswoman.

Kasch, who has a Queens address, was charged with fifth-degree drug possession, given a ticket and released. No court date was set.





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TODAY'S NEW WORD: "testifycation" (to find out what it means and how
to use it in a sentence, keep reading.)



so, was "britney ands kevin: chaotic" must-see-tv last night? it
depends on who you ask. many faxers today did it see, many didn't. but
no one liked it, aside from wendy who only saw the first 20 minutes.
(she has a cold and fell asleep, but she promises to see more next
week.) the neilsen ratings were dismal, it finished last place for
that time slot.
"everyone's hating the britney and kevin show," she says. the
listeners think wendy's insane for telling us to watch it.
"i have very low expectations for britney and kevin's characters," she
says.
so, if you go in with low expectations, you can either be pleasantly
surprised or get what you go in expecting.




how did oprah lose the weight?
is it diet and exercise? maybe
is it gastric bypass surgery? probably.
wendy says the rumor mill is buzzing about oprah's weightloss options.
"sidebar, my advice to anybody looking at anybody in hollywood: always
suspect [them] getting help from a doctor. always! always suspect
something other than diet and exercise," wendy says. (wendy says she
loves it when celebrities come clean about their surgeries, for
instance, 'everybody loves raymond's star, doris roberts.
we all know that wendy had a lil help -- well, maybe a lot of help --
to lose some pounds. before l.a. weightloss, she underwent liposuction
and a tummy tuck. now with her detox diet, and it's fringe benefit of
dropping a pound-a-day, she'll be skinny soon.




for the last time, here's wendy's plastic surgeon's contact
information:
Algird R Mameniskis, MD, FACS
Medical Tower Building Suite 2200
255 South 17th Street
Philadelphia, PA 19103
phone: (215)732-3340
fax: (215)732-3160
www.rittenhouseps.com




BLIND ITEM:
this former tv actress and choreographer is ready to check out of her
mnarriage. she's married to a former nba player who can't stop
cheating on her. he recently had a baby with his mistrees and she's
finding it hard to believe him.
[ do you know who? c'mon it's so easy...but, we'll have a tourette's
moment later on with the answer]




today, before the show, wendy went to get her 'rooter, tootered'
otherwise known as a colonic. it's her very first. wendy says it was a
"beautiful experience". the person administering the procedure pointed
out to wendy that the excrement was very 'phlemy' -- to avoid this,
she should change dairy products.
additionally, they know that wendy yaps about everything, so they told
her not to mention the name of the facility on the air because they
are by referrals and appointment only. cost of colonic: $110. next
week, her detox guru will come to teh studio and she promises to give
names of places that provide colonics.




wendy reports that latoya jackson has been advised to stay away from
saying anything about her brother, in relation to his case. she is
about to release a new record and her advisers think she'll be in a
no-win situation if she says anything supporting her brother, or
denouncing him.
by the way, latoya goes by the name "toy".
"we like each other. she's all cooky and wacky, and i'm all crazy and
nutty and i'm sure toy will come by the show {to promote her album],"
wendy says.



DEBBIE ALLEN!



this just in:
pamela anderson and tommy lee are back together.

eva longoria's boyfriend of the week? keifer sutherland.

burglars raided brad pitt's hotel room in morocco. they stole a box
containing letters written to him from angelina jolie.




a background dancer is accusing matthew knowles of sexual harrassment.
beyoncè is ticked and is in consultations with her lawyers to have
him
fired as her manager. beyoncè asked the dancer about her claims and
she gave into every detail with her also saying she uncomfortable
being around matthew. beyoncè was shocked. matthew's denying the
claims, of course.
"i said it on this show that i think that beyoncè was trying to get
rid of matthew because he's too involved in her other life. when a
girl becomes a woman fall back....i believe she was lookig for an
excuse, but matthew handed it to her."
wendy compared beyoncè's situation with serana williams', in that
they
both were on their grind since a very young age and had their father
as their managers. so, she prefers serana losing a few matches in
exchange for her now living the life of a young woman.




the will/jada pinkett smith prodroced "all of us" on upn has been
cancelled!

john stamos' 'jake in progress' has been renewed for a new season.
wendy reports that john wasn't expecting it, so he met with the
producers of 'er' for a role on that show.



wendy says layla ali looks 'gor-ge-o-ca' on the cover of smooth
magazine.




kate winslet son suffered serious burns after a cup of scolding water
tipped over on him. the king of morocco (where kate and her son was
staying in a hotel) sent his private physican to tend to her son, he
also airlifted the family to a private hospital to have the burns
treated.
"it's easy for us to say that why didn't she push to cup further on
the counter," wendy says "when a kid's got a bobby pin in his hands,
that light socket looks pretty tempting."
wendy says it's a miracle she and her brother are alive today. they
were very mischeiveious children.




jay leno and larry king have been called to testify in the michael
jackson trial.
leno's day of TESTIFYCATION is may 24. larry's may 19.
also called, are chris tucker and brett ratner.




a kentucky theatre owner has refused to show "monster-in-law". he
says, jane fonda's a traitor.



wendy says local nyc weather mike woods' been singing showtunes on the
air.
"your own channel is putting you right out there honey, HOW OU DOING,"
wendy says.




because of wendy's cold and fever, she fears she won't be able to
drive herself home tonight. so, she asks which of the girl fridays has
a driver's license. they both did. however
"i need you to drive me home and when i get to the house i'm going to
use my wbls credit card to charge a car service to drive you home,"
wendy tells the intern.
"and u don't mind if i take advantage of a white woman driving a black
woman. will you be offended if i sit in the back?" wendy asks. the
intern is white and she has no problem chauffeuring the queen home.

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Keenan Thompson

Holly Robinson-Peete

Vanessa Williams
Shar Jackson
Golden Brooks
Tichina Arnold
Bishop Don Juan

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dam Tichina..back away from the camera... Arrow Arrow
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Her oldest Rhonda




Second oldest Tracee Shocked




daughter :ph34r: Chudney



Her son Ross :batlashes:





Her youngest Evan :batlashes:




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Diana's baby daddy's

Berry Gordy (Rhonda's Dad)



Robert Ellis Silberstein (Chudney & Tracee's dad)



Arne Naess (her son's dad)


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Laughing Ok WHYYYYY would anyone want Wendy Williams' plastic surgeon?
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Laughing Ok WHYYYYY would anyone want Wendy Williams' plastic surgeon?


Wouldn't that be like asking about Ruben Studdard's personal trainer?

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naima has an ailien shaped head. thats a nice pic of her and tyra though.
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Is that Halle? wow

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